As your girlfriend, I will make it my duty to turn you on at the most inappropriate of times.

(via mr-hazed)


I just want to get drunk and make out. 

(via sunless-daisies)

(via youthoftx)


people need to understand that some people just don’t like talking it has nothing to do with u so don’t take it personally like some people just aren’t talkers and they’ll probably never text u first or initiate a conversation and it’s not because they don’t like u it’s just that they don’t think to say anything bc they’re comfortable with not saying anything

(via heronstairspotter)

The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubts, while the stupid ones are full of confidence.


if you buy me cute underwear i’ll model it for you

(via harrysgettinghead)

(via str8stylin)

(via guccier)

Kinda wanna make out, kinda want take-out.

(via brink-182)


when you’re ready to go out and your plans get cancelled 


(via gnarlygnat)


i cry everytime

(via sincerelymegangee)


i’m made of sarcasm and sexual frustration

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